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Gags About ZoneTick
Submit your gagZoneTick / Anuko World Clock Coming to a Mall near You!
It's difficult to lead the market. But we are making it, again! Anuko World Clock is coming to a mall near you! Maybe not into every mall, yet... But in a nice box, see! Just in time for Valentine's Day...
If you don't find Anuko products in your mall you can order them here. Distributors and retailers - Contact Anuko for all inquiries.
You've seen us in Niigata, Japan. We boldly go where no competitor has gone before!
It's difficult to resist paying customers. Our team can reach unbelievable heights. See! We are already doing it for you! No competitor in sight here...
Find the most senior executive on this photo of WR Consulting senior executives!
Friendly note to our competitors: We are not yet all dead! Don't drink and drive!
Meditation! Yep!
You really need to meditate over our WR CMS offering. At least this is what Joe, The Marketing Assistant, thinks. It's so easy to fly away from the ordinary things, don't you think?
Happy Australia Day!
Cool beer tastes so good in Australia on a hot afternoon! Happy Australia Day!
Wait! How about a smoke, too? We love Australia!
Hanging out in Australia
Australia got it all "wrong" - Christmas in the middle of summer, "birds" hanging upside down, weird time zone, funny language. Not to mention salt water crocs, kangaroos and dingoes. If you are in Northern Hemisphere the picture is just about right showing WR Consulting customer service team down under. Operators are hanging by...
Thousands of these magnificent flying foxes live in Royal Botanic Gardens just a few steps from the CBD (downtown). They fly all over Sydney at dusk to feed somewhere else during the night. If Batman returns again it will be here. A "must-see" scene for all movie script writers. Add to that a few beers and you'll be sure someone is borrowing their minds when they fly above and between apartment buildings.
Customer Service Takes a Break
WR Consulting Customer Service Team is currently located in Hawaii. See the picture below, looks pretty much how we work from here. With the Oct. 15, 2006 earthquake disruption of power supply to all Hawaii islands what can we tell you? All circuits are busy now, please try again later... The good news is that nobody got hurt and no tsunami followed this 6.6 Richter scale quake just 12 miles North-East off the Big Island. It was pretty scary, though.
Oh, well... If you still want to leave us a message - write it down, put it into a bottle, seal it, then throw as far as you can in the direction of Hawaii (it should be somewhere in the middle of the Pacific). Our operators are standing by... Oups, sorry, lying by... Thank you for using WR Consulting today!
All circuits are busy now. Please try again later!
productZoneTick availAble in languageHungarian
Your news release about Hungarian localization is spelled all the way wrong! According to Hungarian notation, it should be much better like this:companyWR doingConsulting made languageHungarian locAlization of productZoneTick
Chardash, anyone?
Theory and Practice
Theory. Everything is clear but nothing works... Hm-m... WR Consulting CEO giving his regular blah-blah talk?
Practice. Everything works but is not clear why... Meet some of ZoneTick customers in a remote Russian village...
Theory and practice together. Nothing works and is not clear why... Where, oh-where is my sales target for this month?
Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, Thinking about Buying ZoneTick ...
He would buy if we had it in Danish, would not he?
ZoneTick VP of Marketing Researching New Opportunities
ZoneTick means "an umbrella" in Russian. Here is a picture very much similar to that of how ZoneTick VP of Marketing is looking for new opportunities... Hm-m... What is he looking down at in the water on White Rock beach? ... Hello! ... America is right to the left of you! Perhaps we should not pay him that much!
ZoneTick Salesman of the Month
Image (c) by Jacek Yerka
Horse Sound Optional, by Michael
I have a couple of suggestions that I have carefully thought out that I would like to suggest since I am a paying customer you know and customers that pay are good ones or else they're criminals and criminals should be in jail like the ones who broke into my car last week and stole my magazines GOD DAMNIT ARGH I'M SO MAD:1) I like your clocks because they're nice like horses and I love horses because they are soft and eat oats. I would buy a new copy within a week if there was an option to have a horse run across my desktop (it does not have to have the legs animated because I have an okay imagination and I don't know how good you guys are at drawing horses. I'm okay at drawing horses). A horse sound is optional.
1a) It can be a giraffe if you want. Giraffes are very majestic animals. I have drawn a giraffe for you as a reference:
That's actually more than a giraffe. I got kind of carried away. The mighty cow is standing on top of the giraffe and he is happy because he's winning the fight against the Icecream King. The rest is rather self-explanatory.
2) I would buy another copy (in addition to the horse/giraffe version) if there was an option to see the entire world. One day I will rule it and I'd like to get a good view of it now before I spend the rest of my life on top of it. A spinning globe above the clock (animated please) with the sound of gold pieces and phat lewt clinking every hour would be nice.
I'd easily pay $40 for both versions.
A day without the ZoneTick Sales and Marketing Team is like a day without sunshine,
Michael
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